Really?
All I wanted to do was have a friendly chat. And it turned into a horrible argument about NOTHING. About jack fucking shit.
Here’s the gist of it. It might not be exactly word for word. But at least I can’t add any emotion to it since you can’t hear me as I say it. (Apparently, exaggerating is another one of my terrible traits.) Take it as you will.
a. This guy right…
b. (distracted by something-breaks out into laughter) I’m sorry. Sorry- continue.
a. You’re not listening to me.
b. What?
a. You’re not listening to me.
b. I’m sorry- please continue.
a. I forgot what I was saying.
b. (long pause) That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
a. What?
b. How do you forget what you were saying like 3 seconds ago?
a. I got distracted by your not paying attention.
b. Really? I laughed for all of 2 seconds, apologized and asked you to continue and you forgot?
a. Well it was a train of thought thing to what was happening on tv and now its a commercial.
This conversation goes on to be a full blown argument and ends with “It’s late and I won’t get any sleep at this point.”
Right before the 3 word intro to this argument, we were talking just fine. Basically, this argument was due to laughter and an apology for interrupting.
I’m a villain. Pure evil to my very core. My apologies hold no baring. My actions: unjustifiable.
Let me just slunk away like the wickedness I am and avoid buckets of water that might be thrown at me by little girls in red shoes.
