My boss is a complete and total kook.
She sent me home yesterday morning because I am coughing. Which sounds nice except she stormed out of her office, demanded:
Boss: “Why don’t you take some cough suppressant or something? Because I can’t take it anymore! I’m going to WALK OUT- I will!”
Me: “Well I’m taking medicine and I have cough drops..”
Boss: “Cause you have been coughing like this for 10 days!!”
Me: “I’ve only been coughing for two days!”
Boss: “NO- it’s been TEN!”
Me: “What do you want me to do? You want me to go home?”
Boss: “YES PLEASE GO. GO HOME!!!!!”
I’m sure when I go back to work on Monday she’s gonna pull me into the office and talk about how I need to get my health under control because I’m “always sick.”
I can’t work for a crazy person who makes up stories people. I can’t and I won’t.