To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
… I know I’m probably very pathetically late to this in comparison to the rest of the world but I read “Twilight” last week- couldn’t put it down. Its a bit on the “chick flick” side I suppose but if I saw a dude reading it- I’d totally be into to doing it with him. Possibly on the spot.
So I’m trying to come up with a “spokes character” for a Biochemistry company -not a rat- (lots of competitors already are using that), any suggestions? Please let me know if you have any. The best thing I got right now is a personificated (excuse my ‘bushism’) micropipette…